sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
No, you wanna know what pisses me off? Every time me and my boyfriend go to fucking noodles and company, that asshole gets just regular ol’ coke. Like, you just paid $2 for a cup of limitless awesome and you fucking go with coke? What a little shit stick.
I DIDN’T ASK FOR THESE KINDS OF OPTIONS OKAY.